Old Turner Left

Old Turner left,
Old Man Turner left.
Mrs. Turner called me up,
And said, "My Husband left."

What can I do?
I'm tellin' you,
That Mrs. Turner called me up,
And said, "My Husband left."

Old Turner left,
Old Man Turner left.
Mrs. Turner called me up,
And said, "My Husband left."

I said, "I'll pray for you,"
She said, "That's not all you're gonna do."
She said, "I'm tellin' you,
That Old Man Turner left."

Old Turner left,
Old Man Turner left.
Mrs. Turner called me up,
And said, "My Husband left."

I said, "What about my wife and kids?"
She said, "We won't say what we never did,"
She said, "Just a little thing to do,
Because Old Man Turner left."

Old Turner left,
Old Man Turner left.
Mrs. Turner called me up,
And said, "My Husband left."

Her house is three blocks away,
Two right turns into her driveway,
I drove by her street today,
And said, "I'm turnin' left."

Old Turner left,
Old Man Turner left.
Mrs. Turner called me up,
And said, "My Husband left."

Old Turner left,
Old Man Turner left.
Mrs. Turner called me up,
And said, "My Husband left."