Property Values

(Ain't My Neighbors Good?)

VERSE 1

My neighbors tell me how to mow my yard,
My neighbors tell me when to park in my driveway,
My neighbors tell me how to paint my door,
Ain't my neighbors good, ain't my neighbors good?

VERSE 2

My neighbors tell me how to shingle my roof,
My neighbors worry 'bout my property values,
My neighbors tell me when to sweep my curb,
Ain't my neighbors good, ain't my neighbors good?

VERSE 3

You got a leaf that's droppin' on the front yard,
Pick it up!
Pine needle droppin' on the driveway,
Pick it up!
Dandelion growin' by the back fence,
Oh, no! Pick up those property values!

(REPEAT VERSE 1, 2)

VERSE 4

My dog never barks at night,
Or property values drop out of sight!
My dog never poops in the yard,
'Cause that would hit property values hard.

(REPEAT VERSE 1, 2)

VERSE 5

I wanna build a boat in the back yard.
No, no honey, can't you see?
I wanna put in a big vinyl pool.
No, no honey, can't you see?
I wanna build a big old dog run.
No, no honey, can't you see?
Property values might take a dive,
And the neighborhood would come after me!

(REPEAT VERSE 1, 2)