Don't Buy Momma a Truck


Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her ratted up hairdo,
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her skintight jeans.
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her cateye glasses,
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with the way she drives.

Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her cigarette dangling,
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her bleary eyes.
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her jewelry all hangin',
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, when she tells her lies.

It's bad enough, she's the talk of the town,
It's bad enough, people puttin' us down,
It's bad enough, she's a redneck mother,
It's bad enough, we don't want no other, but,

Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her snakeskin blouses,
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her six-inch heels.
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with the way men watch her,
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her wanderin' eyes.

It's bad enough, she's the talk of the town,
It's bad enough, people puttin' us down,
It's bad enough, she's a redneck mother,
It's bad enough, we don't want no other, but,

Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her ratted up hairdo,
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her skintight jeans.
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with her cateye glasses,
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, with the way she drives.

It's bad enough, she's the talk of the town,
It's bad enough, people puttin' us down,
It's bad enough, she's a redneck mother,
It's bad enough, we don't want no other, but,

Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, it's bad enough.
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, it's bad enough.
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, it's bad enough.
Don't buy Momma a truck,
It's bad enough, right now.