Miracle Work Song

It's a miracle, I get to work ev'ry day,
It's a miracle, I don't just stay home and play
It's a miracle, with the frustration involved
It's a miracle, I earn a living at all

It's a miracle, that I commute ev'ry day,
Without being killed, at twenty points on the way
It's a miracle, with all the danger involved,
It's a miracle, I see another night fall

It's a miracle, I don't get fired ev'ry day
It's a miracle, I never hear the boss say,
"You're always screwin' 'round,
You're always dropping the ball"
It's a miracle, I get a paycheck at all

Hey, hey, Mister Macintosh,
If you could, save me from my Microsoft!
I got an invalid page fault in by brain,
From pushing
CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
   CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
      CONTROL-ALT-DELETE AGAIN!

(-REPEAT ALL ABOVE-)

Hey, hey, Mister Macintosh,
If you could, save me from my Microsoft!
I got an invalid page fault in by brain,
From pushing
CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
   CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
      CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
   CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
      CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
   CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
      CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
   CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
      CONTROL-ALT-DELETE
          CONTROL-ALT-DELETE AGAIN!