Have You Got a Piano


Have you got a piano and a microphone,
Have you got a piano and a microphone,
Have you got a piano and a microphone,
You gotta keep me from singing all night long!

Have you got a piano and a microphone,
Have you got a piano and a microphone,
Have you got a piano and a microphone,
You gotta keep me from singing all night long!

I don't do no dancin' around,
'Cause you wouldn't want to see that anyhow
I don't do no fiddlin' around
'Cause you wouldn't want to hear that anyhow
I just play the ivory keys,
And the black notes when the song calls for these,
I just play the ivory keys,
And the black notes when the song calls for these

But if you've got a piano and a microphone,
If you've got a piano and a microphone,
If you've got a piano and a microphone,
You gotta keep me from singing all night long!