My lame leg got a crutch today,
Gonna walk around alright on a crutch today,
Gonna spin around and dance on a crutch today,
'Cause my lame leg got a crutch
My broken arm got a sling today,
Lookin' like a big ol' chicken wing today,
Goin' dancin' with the ladies with a sling today,
'Cause my broken arm got a sling
My loose tooth got capped today,
Gonna smile alright with a cap today,
Keep on smilin' at the ladies with a cap today,
'Cause my loose tooth got capped.
My broken ribs got wrapped today,
Gonna breathe alright with a wrap today,
Gonna laugh a little easy with a wrap today,
'Cause my broken ribs got wrapped.
My blind eye got a patch today,
I've still got one good eye today,
Gonna see half right with a patch today,
'Cause my blind eye got a patch.
If ya haven't figgered out this song tonight,
Me and BIG John got in a fight.
The doctor says eventually I'll be alright,
And my lame leg got a crutch.
My lame brain got a song today,
Gotta sing this little song you say is lame today,
Gonna spin around and dance no matter what you say,
'Cause my lame leg got a crutch
Copyright (First draft-Words and Music)
July-2009 Jeffrey Brent Clifton
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