Big Beer Belly

(Drink a Barrel of Beer)

CHORUS

Drink a barrel of beer, get a big beer belly,
Drink a barrel of beer, get a big beer belly,
Drink a barrel of beer, get a big beer belly,
Got your belly out swingin' in the wind that way!

Well, we were young and restless, hangin' at the bars,
And we tried to pick up women, but we never got too far,
They said, If you ain't got the money,
Then we won't go with you,
They left me talkin' to the bartender,
Sittin' on a stool, to

REPEAT CHORUS

Well, I took my friends for a sail in the boat,
And the boat tipped over, but we all stayed afloat,
They said, If you were a sailor,
Then we wouldn't be a-swimmin',
So we went to the marina,
Just to talk about women, and

REPEAT CHORUS

They said, it can't be healthy, carryin' that,
You got to go to the doctor, get rid of that fat,
You got your liposuction, weight reduction,
All that stuff,
But there's still the same old answer
When things get rough, you'll

REPEAT CHORUS

Well, I got saved through Jesus Christ,
He said, You don't need to drink,
And I'll tell you why,
If you want to act so foolish, just go ahead,
But I'll let the devil take you when you end up dead.

You drank a barrel of beer, and you got a little pleasure,
Drank a barrel of beer, and when I come to measure
All the things you've done, you can point to your belly
But that old stale beer may be just a little bit smelly!

You drank a barrel of beer, got a big beer belly,
Drank a barrel of beer, got a big beer belly,
Drank a barrel of beer, got a big beer belly,
Got your belly out swingin' in the wind that way!

You drank a barrel of beer, got a big beer belly,
Drank a barrel of beer, [Oh, man, this casket's heavy!],
Drank a barrel of beer, got a big beer belly,
Got your belly out swingin' in the wind that way!